Montana Bull Farmer

A modern day reference to the to the historically widespread homosexual proclivities of Montana based cattlemen and farm hands. It should be noted that the origins of the title seem to have originated in southwestern Montana, where cities like Bozeman, Helena and Butte have population density rates of homosexual cattlemen far exceeding the national average. It is rumored that the popular film "Brokeback Mountain" was based out of the foothills of the Custer Gallatin National Forest.

"Bro, did you hear about Derek? I had him watch Bear Force 1 and he hasn't stopped talking about it since. I always knew he was a bit of a Montana Bull Farmer."

Montana Bull Farmer by Kneel_Zaddy June 28, 2020

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Chalk Farm

Turn of the century cockney rhyme. Means arm.

Take me Chalk Farm, I'm crossing the Frog and Toad (see frog and toad)

Chalk Farm by Jack the Hat March 22, 2005

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Farmer Five

Definition: When one goes to give a high-five, but dodges and goes for the chest.

History: Kid at our school named Farmer did this at school. This lead to his de-election as student body president and cause of great hilarity.

Guy 1: Wow, that girl has a nice chest.

Guy2: Yeah, I would like to farmer five her and get a feel of her boob.

Farmer Five by create812 May 11, 2008

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fares

Fares is the sweetest guy a girl could come across. He’s genuine and sweet. Anyone would be lucky to have Fares. He doesn’t see how valuable he is. He is very insecure about things that the world sees as beautiful. People love to hang out with him.

Her: “ hi what’s your name”

Him: “ fares”

Her: “marry me”

fares by random whore November 12, 2020