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God's best creation. Small dried fruit cubes in the form of juicy goodness.
Erin: "What are those?"
Ruta: "Florida's Natural Fruit Nuggets. They're God's greatest creation."
by aceraceracer April 25, 2009
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florida niggas

Florida niggas plural :

These some disrespectful ass bitches

Will roast anybody or anything

Any friend you make from Florida is bound to roast the shit outta you

Don’t matter if you lived in Florida 2 months you disrespectful period

They also get upset when people are sensitive after they just called you’re whole family ass eating jitts to they face

Person 1 : what’s wrong with Steve

Person 2: he just a Florida nigga and he got put in check by a Atlanta nigga
Man Florida niggas and Chicago and antlanta niggas be annoying
by Caliinigga November 16, 2018
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Inverness, Florida

The town that has nothing to do for anyone young. You have to go to Ocala to go to any decent stores or to do anything exciting. No one knows where it is and if they have heard about it then you should say you're sorry. Oh and its all about The Canes football....yeah right!
"Where do you live?"
"Inverness, Florida"
"Where?"
"Oh its about 30 minutes from Ocala."
"Oh! Never heard of it but I know where Ocala is."
by Morgan Rochele B October 16, 2008
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florida whore

A woman who continuously and unsuccessfully dates/sleeps around/remarries until she is well into old age and retirement, i.e. is old enough to retire and live in Florida. Used in the "Brothers and Sisters" episode of Family Guy.
Did you see Jenny? She's onto divorce number nine and she's fucking that dude at the gym. She's going to make one sad but super hot florida whore someday.
by MissMandy90 May 9, 2011
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Florida Fudgesicle

When you sling a duce into a hooker's mouth while partying in South Beach and then she gives you a blow job.
With his promotional coupon from the hotel room, Raul got a $5 discount on his Florida Fudgesicle from a toothless hoochie-mama.
by Johnny Earle November 4, 2006
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University of Central Florida

University of Central Florida

The single best school in the entire world. Without a lick of history prior to its founding in 1963, it's already the single biggest school in the country for undergraduates (and third for total undergrad and grad students). Located in Orlando, Florida, the University of Central Florida (UCF) offers its students an incredible variety of opportunities academically, socially, professionally, and visually. Its girls are world-renowned for their beauty, brains, and class, and its men are of such class and excellence that they are the only men worth these ladies' time and affection.

If accepted, it is a life-defining, catastrophically stupid mistake to not attend this university. If you are a prospective student, however, you may fear that you won't fit in with such excellent people. However, just getting accepted to UCF typically means that you have a high degree of skill, attractiveness, and luck. Accepting the offer of enrollment proves this.

The University of Central Florida is, again, the best school in the world. Period.
I received a first-class education in awesomeness at the University of Central Florida. My major was mechanical engineering.

Normally, when people are confronted with a woman of exceptional beauty, they become scared and nervous. UCF grads are well-versed in how to deal with such women.

UCF has a Chocolate Club. Seriously, what other information do you need?
by yeagerbombzzzzz May 2, 2010
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Florida Crybaby

A sexual act containing of either two males or females in which the women/male get down on there knees and arc there back toward the heavens and wait for the male to ejaculate on their back, when this is done successfully the male semen should trickle down their back, gently into crack, then drip to the floor

CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina
dude did you know that Pedro gave a Florida Crybaby to that one blown out lunch lady?...well shes pregnant
by HombreDeSexo August 31, 2009
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