Failexan

A person who sucks in any sort of competitive gaming. Whether it be MMO-based or Shooter-based. A failexan always folds under pressure and nerd rages whenever it loses.

Joe: Dude, Jimmy is totally flipping nigger balls over losing that game.
John: Yeah, he always does that. He is such a failexan.

by Z makes all wordz cooler November 26, 2009

Faileontologist

Studier of all things relating to failing, faileosis, and failuysms.

If it hadn't been for my friend being a faileontologist, I would never have known of my failurysm.

by Yars the Nazi October 11, 2009

henry h filer middle school

A really bad middle school that shouldn’t exist at all. The teachers and principal really suck and most of the teachers speak spanish.

Guy: hey, what middle school do you go to?
Girl; henry h filer middle school
Guy: ....
Guy: oh.

by barf_unicorn February 1, 2019

failure cascade

The inevitable demise of a group due to a growing amount of errors. EVE Online coporations use this term to describe other corporations as they come to an end.

Lets all watch Band of Brothers failure cascade.

by William Laycraft April 22, 2008

filer

Someone who pretends to be busy but is really listening to everyone's conversation.

Look at that girl, she's being a filer again!

by nn_paige August 5, 2008

Failure

Completely incompetent, useless, and unable to complete the simplest tasks successfully.

Cassandra Collins is the biggest failure in the history of the world!

by JBDMR August 16, 2019

failure

A moment of illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of risk. See also: opportunity.

Failure:

"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett

Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"Batman Begins"

by Dusty Cioffi May 6, 2008