Farphanoogin

Deep gas bubble that makes u conflicted on lifting ur leg slightly or turning your head and hold a quick breath so ur spouse or guest doesn't get the bad leftover last meal consumed smell in their face. This confusion will not end quickly from suprise belches to the pressure dropping farts and don't say I'd rather suprise burp that fart because in this curious case both Odors from Both the mouth and toshie are smell ing exactly the Same... Ewwww

I swear this gas is a bad case of farphanoogin.

It's driving me crazy I can't stop it from either end and just cause it u though it felt fart don't mean try to spread ur cheeks. Mine backfired into a belch in my bosses face when I was trying to make it silent but deadly.

by Semmyslove September 15, 2016

Flarping

Fapping and farting at the same time.

I had to go flarping myself.

by MCGPY August 22, 2016

Farp

When jerking off the acting of repeatedly farting while fapping.

Phil: yo could you knock next time, you almost walked in on me farping.
Mario: oh that's what that smell was.
Phil: Ya I was farping up a storm in there.

by Killer2797 December 27, 2016

Farpooed

The PG version of sharted.

Six year old: "mommy I just sharted!"
Mom: "that's a naughty word, you're too young to say that"
Six year old: "ok, then I farpooed!"

by Sarah420 June 27, 2016

Flarping

When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping

So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.

by Leonhearted August 15, 2017

farpos

weird try hard youtuber that will go nowhere in life

that farpos is kinda strange

by SuperFanBoy123 May 3, 2018

Flarp

dying fish

I am a flarping fish.

by gh98764 June 15, 2018