Evan

A guy who has a big willy and an all round good guy he’s the guy that all the girls want and all the boys are jealous

That Evan guy is hard as fuck

by Hagshdvd October 17, 2018

Evan

hes number 17 lmao

no one:
absolutely no one:
Findlay: 'imagine being number 17'
Evan: 'how could you'

by yehyaahahahhaha April 30, 2021

Evan

Evans usually take a liking to country and rap music. They are fond of sports such as baseball and basketball. Evans sometimes come on too strong when pursuing a girl, which can be a big turn off for some people. They are overprotective of people they like. Maybe too overprotective. Evans also typically play the piano, the guitar, or the drums.

“That guy is acting like an Evan!”
“Girl, I think you should stay away from him”

by xoxo gossip gorl October 14, 2019

Evan

Slender man looking ass. He is a bitch and doesn't know how to treat a lady. Especially his girl.

*Girl*Ew there is Evan
*Alyssa* He isn't bad
*Girl* Yes he is
*Alyssa* Yeah your right, I am just saying that cuz he is my boyfriend
*Girl* We aren't friends anymore

by Celine Cotton May 20, 2018

Evan

Evan is extremely racist, he doesnt like monkeys. He loves dudes tho. Evan: 🙎 ♂️❤🙎 ♂️

Guy 1: Who is that monkey hatin man lover?
Guy 2: Thats evan dude!

by Evanlover89 January 15, 2023

Evan

Cracks his knuckles all the time. can't say I don't like it though.

Damn did u hear that crack
must've been evan

by Editingmenorsmth April 11, 2022

Evan

The youngest sluttiest fuc boi who’s so autistic that the energy he gives off is cancerous. Long story short he’s the cancer man.

Do you smell that??
Yeah I️t smells like...
THE CANCERMAN... Evan shouts as he walks in

by Jayveewhy August 7, 2018