self esteem

La La Lala lala lala la la....
the best song by the offspring

Late at night she knocks on my door...Drunk again and looking to score...Now I know I should say no...
But that's kind of hard when she's...ready to go...I may be dumb...But I'm not a dweeb...I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

by Iwannahitthat July 18, 2004

Dirty Esteban

The distant perverted uncle of Dirty Sanchez. When a phallic-shaped object is removed from an anus (ensuring it is covered in faeces) and smeared across the forehead of a willing participant to create a shit monobrow.

Scott: "Hey guys, did you hear about Mo the other day?"
Joe: "No, what about him?"
Scott: "He gave Vikki a proper good Dirty Esteban."
Ali: "No way, not again!!"
Scott: "Yeah, go round and smell her new eyebrow."

by brownbrow69 March 18, 2017

estevin

the nappiest head in the word. usually contiminated with grease, moose, gel, lotion, cooking oil, car oil, baby oil, and things of that nature.

uughhh, my fucking estevin is getting on my nerves trying to straighen it!

by lubrication3000 July 18, 2009

Estepi

Amazing, elusive creature found only in places where people of the Hispanic community may be mispronouncing the name "Stephy".

Estepi gwen em bah cay shun too beesit hair gran moth heir.

by NotStepi October 9, 2011

Esteamed

An "esteamed colleague" is one who has become excessively, comically irate. A pun on "esteemed" and "steamed".

The guy over there ranting about how Liberals have turned America into a festering cesspool of Godless immorality is my esteamed colleage Richard Mongler.

Art thou esteamed, my good sir and/or madam?

by Mooninaut March 1, 2013

esteven diaz

Energy filled, stylistic, dude bro who hails from the Greek god Zeus himself.

Wow who is that guy?
Must be Esteven Diaz.

by Someoneyoudontknowpossibly November 14, 2013

Ester Berson

One who stresses about money then accidentally orders clothes for stress relief.

You're such an Ester Berson.

by pesstrak June 26, 2018