"Dude, I asked this one girl out last night, and when she said yes i got a total acception erection"
"Sweet"
"Sweet"
by Kbobopierre May 03, 2009
She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.
by a&w May 02, 2006
holy crap i was watching x men and i got a "presidential erection"
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash.
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash.
by 123fucknut March 10, 2009
The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.
How hot was that girl you fucked last night?
Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.
Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.
by Tent Condom August 01, 2008
when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.
"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."
"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"
"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"
by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013
by budandjeff March 26, 2019
Having an uncontrollable and often inopportune erection which then leads others to a state or period of uncontrolled excitement and/or wild behavior.
While trying to take a cold shower at the gym to quell my erection, others saw the object of my embarrassment and it started an erection frenzy.
by Theofeeder April 12, 2023