premature ejaculation 

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

premature ejaculation by Josh May 3, 2004

Explosive Ejaculation 

A male ejaculation with extreme force and pain.

While i was masturbating, i had an explosive ejaculation.

Explosive Ejaculation by wikywhat2 October 20, 2009

Ejaculatories

Ejaculatories: a noun.
The fluids that spew fourth from the penis durring the male orgasm. May or may not be fertile seed (aka containing competent sperm). Also found to be quite tastey by most sluts and/or skanks.

She swallowed every last bit of his ejaculatories.

Wash the ejaculatories off of your hand before you fondle your pogs.

Ejaculatories by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

ejaculation annihilation 

When cum exits the penis at a high velocity and pressure. This is a dangeros and somewhat arrousing funcion that can kill whoever it hits.

Stephen: Did you hear what happened to Suzan?
Bitch: No what happened?
Stephen: She was going down on Greg and he had a ejaculation annihilation... her funeral is on the 15th.
Bitch: Omg that must of hurt like the dickens.

ejaculation annihilation by Roberto el Fancypants March 7, 2008

Pool Noodle Ejaculation 

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

Pool Noodle Ejaculation by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

ejacula'tte

When you ejaculate into someone's coffee

I gave my girlfriend a ejacula'tte

ejacula'tte by thepenguin3773 December 15, 2011

ejaculatory juice 

what comes out during an orgasm

friend:"dude what's on your bathroom door?"

you:" oh that is my ejaculatory juice!"

ejaculatory juice by keggs December 28, 2005