Execute

To eat a banana with a book on your head.

I will execute.

by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy November 18, 2022

writ of execution

What the hot-tempered Queen of Hearts would have needed to actually chop off the heads of any of her subjects whom she happened to be displeased at.

Since the King of Hearts quietly told all of the condemned croquet-players, "you are all of you pardoned", it seems fairly doubtful that he would actually have scribed out a writ of execution in any instance, especially if it was merely because his wife the Queen wanted it so.

by QuacksO March 3, 2019

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

executive cuddling

having sex.

"I think I'm going to head home and enjoy some executive cuddling with my girlfriend!"

by Lethargy March 21, 2013

Bombastic Family Execution

When the killer gives the bombastic side eye before executing an entire family.

Today At 4pm a Bombastic Family Execution was commited in Oklahoma.

by Gertist January 24, 2024

Executed#0001

Executed#0001 also known as crime is an discord og from the year 2019-2024. As of currently his discord username is fuckcrime, Executed#0001 is known across boards of doxbin/pretty com, anicom/ pack com, antinuke/nuke com and many more.

Discordian #1: you must be crime, Executed#0001 right?
Crime: yes, how did you know?
Discordian #1: your well known how else wouldnt know you my glorious pharaoh.

by monarchy April 7, 2024

Executive Dysfunction

The suite of mental illnesses that prevent a person from being an effective leader.

The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.

by Publius0987 April 15, 2025