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Student: how long does it have to be?
Teacher: 11 inches
Student: what!?
Teacher: u know, 8.5 by 11 inches
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Student: how long does it have to be?
Teacher: 11 inches
Student: what!?
Teacher: u know, 8.5 by 11 inches
Student: oh haha dirty joke in school hahaha orgasm!
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an alternate spelling for the new SAT, emphasizing its inclusion of the 25 min. essay into the writing assessment.
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"have" enough homework. They expect it with "AT LEAST" 8 sources, and "AT LEAST" many MLA Citations. They make it worth like 100 points, make you WRITE it when you HAVE OTHER homework. It can range from a simple topic on Compare & Contrast to a fucking book report when you don't understand the book. And THEY WANT TO CONVICE THE FUCKING READER TO GET INTO THE ESSAY! not many people read students writing anyway.
"have" enough homework. They expect it with "AT LEAST" 8 sources, and "AT LEAST" many MLA Citations. They make it worth like 100 points, make you WRITE it when you HAVE OTHER homework. It can range from a simple topic on Compare & Contrast to a fucking book report when you don't understand the book. And THEY WANT TO CONVICE THE FUCKING READER TO GET INTO THE ESSAY! not many people read students writing anyway.
Only students with a PhD from Stanford with a 4.0 GPA deserve to do essays. Its not important.
Student: OMG! Mrs. Hillenbig assigned us a God Motherfucking Nigger Essay with AT LEAST 1000 WORDS! Is she out of her mind? We are only 8th Graders.
Student: OMG! Mrs. Hillenbig assigned us a God Motherfucking Nigger Essay with AT LEAST 1000 WORDS! Is she out of her mind? We are only 8th Graders.
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