Elmeri

Mostly name of finnish guy with a huge cock. Elmeri’s cock is most wanted in the world.

You must be aware of Elmeri and hes mad cock.
Also Elmeri is funny and good doing alcohol.

Nobody is like Elmeri, man with mad cock and mad condifent

by MilfHunter6903 November 22, 2021

Context emergency

A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.

Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor!
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.

by Scott and Nikki July 7, 2011

Emerald Skunk

A strong strain of skunk weed noted for its light colorization crystaly look and strong pungent weed smell

*sniff sniff* damn whats that smell man

Thats just some emerald skunk man

lemme hit that shit yo

by mickeyrooney October 2, 2010

creme egger

A person who kisses like your tonge is the middle of a Creme Egg

There are too many examples of this to name!

by emily laura May 13, 2005

honeypot emergency

An urgent situation in which a bear must drop all of his plans to satisfy an important booty call.

Sorry I'm late, everyone - I had a honeypot emergency with the guy I met at the Mid-Atlantic Leather conference last night.

by Tobymike January 15, 2009

Absolut Emergen-C

A mixture of Absolut vodka and a packet of the vitamin drink, Emergen-C. Alternative to caffine and alcohol. The vitamin C gives you a kick while the vodka slows you down.

Joe: did you get the red bull and vodka?
Dave: no they ran out of red bull, i got us Emergen-C instead so we can have an Absolut Emergen-C

by RMPNT December 30, 2010

elmers glue

elemers glue is the adhesive-like substance commonly found on poorly cared for motel bedspreads, between the pages of your fathers pornographic magazines, or on the keyboard of an intense gamer. it is usually white and hard and difficult to clean. when combined with a Slug Trail it will transform into Elmers Mayo

isabelle: ew adrian what is that on your keyboard
adrian: sorry i was up late studying last night and got bored
isabelle: your elmers glue made the shift key stick down and now the popup for sticky keys wont go away!

by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006