Gray Dogging

Blowing old people in public places. Specifically, public places in England.

Bloke #1: Have you seen Nigel?
Bloke #2: He got pissed and was gray dogging a hobo behind the pub last I saw.

by ermaghernet October 23, 2012

meat dogging

When a penis just passes the flacid state and before it is erect. It occurs when the penis is starting to slowly enlarge, yet still pliable.

The second she bent over to pick up her pen I started meat dogging.

by MilfCity February 26, 2014

weiner dogging

Certain dog breeds, weiner dogs included, are unable to stop eating even if they are full. Resulting in becoming ill, and even death.

Eating long past you are full, or knowingly should have stopped; and now feel sick.

"I am weiner dogging so bad, but this food is just too good!"

Friend dragging chip basket out of reach.."Quit weiner dogging you said you were full 5 times already."

by Khappylittletrees November 14, 2018

sandal dodging

A technique used by Arab/Hispanic children to protect themselves from a brutal punishment.

Christian kid: "How do you protect yourself from your parents' brutal punishments"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"

by Hispanic Master October 24, 2019

Blood dodging

When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day

"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"

by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019

Turtle dogging

The same concept as prarie dogging and having a turtle head poking out, just combined into one phrase. A chance to drop both bombs at once.

'For breakfast I ate a kale salad, a bag of baby carrots, a can of beets and a ginger apple smoothie. I just drank a strong coffee, took a bump of coke and a drag of a cigarette and now I'm turtle dogging the most epic schwoop poop ever.'

by Bubblegumblue January 3, 2020

Truffle dogging

The act of burring your nose in someone’s bum hole and vigorously searching around for what you seek, just like a truffle dog or pig searches for truffles in the dirt

Hey girl, are you into truffle dogging?
Took this chick home last night and truffle dogged her to sleep.

by Anonymous dogger January 20, 2020