This is the large cooking spoon your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Often made of plastic and large enough to whale on 2 asses at one time, the doom spoon was able to withstand years of abuse. The doom spoon typically came with holes in it to prevent wind resistance and increase velocity, pre-impact. The doom spoon also often was used as a projectile when the target could not be reached, e.g. when the target climbs a tree to avoid the beating, the doom spoon may be thrown at the ass to inflict low-level pain.
The doom spoon typically has a 15 year shelf life. Once the child turns 15, the doom spoon becomes more humorous than painful. The 16th year of life is often referred to as "the doom spoon-free year."
The doom spoon typically has a 15 year shelf life. Once the child turns 15, the doom spoon becomes more humorous than painful. The 16th year of life is often referred to as "the doom spoon-free year."
Mothers across the world switched from wooden doom spoons to plastic in the early part of the 20th century in order to prevent splintering.
by -hef- November 10, 2009
Get the Doom Spoonmug. The act of Performing Cunnilingus on the Anus. (ie, doing a slightly better job than tossing the salad).
by Ricko W July 8, 2007
Get the Coon-Doommug. For those of us that enjoy it, it is among the greatest games ever created.
Doom 2, and it's prequel Doom, started a new era in online shooting games.
Most FPS games played online today are traced back to this bad boy.
Since it's inception; thousands of wads; including new maps, textures, and audio, have been created over it's life span; leaving an almost endless supply of wads to experience.
Today, there are new wads being made all the time, for both single player, and multiplayer, and will continue indefinitely into the future.
It has gone from a more restricted keyboard and mouse controlled experience, to enabling full mouselook support, with even the option of jumping, although these were neither intended, nor necessary to play Doom.
Doom 2 belongs in the hallowed halls of gaming history.
Doom 2, and it's prequel Doom, started a new era in online shooting games.
Most FPS games played online today are traced back to this bad boy.
Since it's inception; thousands of wads; including new maps, textures, and audio, have been created over it's life span; leaving an almost endless supply of wads to experience.
Today, there are new wads being made all the time, for both single player, and multiplayer, and will continue indefinitely into the future.
It has gone from a more restricted keyboard and mouse controlled experience, to enabling full mouselook support, with even the option of jumping, although these were neither intended, nor necessary to play Doom.
Doom 2 belongs in the hallowed halls of gaming history.
Chuck: Hey Dave, let's organise a Doom 2 LAN party with the work guys this weekend yeah?
Dave: Sounds great Chuck; just make sure you get crossover cables this time!
Dave: Sounds great Chuck; just make sure you get crossover cables this time!
by TRRobin August 31, 2013
Get the Doom 2mug. Swiping through tinder for an extended period of time and getting no matches as your hope and dignity slowly dwindles away
by Rjh3 February 5, 2021
Get the doom swipingmug. That person in any office or endeavor who presents "bad news" data without checking it's accuracy, continually alarming co-workers and executives and causing them many lost production hours before they discover that the Doom Crow's data was incomplete or incorrect. This is usually caused by negligence or laziness, not malice.
She came with inaccurate "bad news" so many times that we labeled her the "Doom Crow".
Make sure your data is correct before presenting that horrible scenario! You don't want to be this week's Doom Crow!
Make sure your data is correct before presenting that horrible scenario! You don't want to be this week's Doom Crow!
by RealData August 23, 2019
Get the Doom Crowmug. When you write something that sounds innocent but the results turn out to be of disturbing/pornographic nature.
I thought I would be safe when I wanted to search for the effects of the "Binding of Isaac" pill called lemon party... I was urban doomed...
by L'mone 🍋 June 12, 2017
Get the urban doommug. by Avg_Cryolophosaurus_Enjoyer October 4, 2022
Get the MF DOOMmug.