A beautiful, tiny woman who doubles as portable entertainment. A good person inside and out. She love's pink and puppies. More energy per square inch than any other human in existence. She's the bees' knees.
"That Dessie, she's a firecracker!"
by Dilophosaurusrar February 4, 2010
Get the Dessie mug.Ghetto slang for a dress made of sequined fabric. I first heard this used on Ru Paul's Drag Race when trashy queen Roxy Andrews said she was planning on wearing a "sequence dress" clearly meaning a dress with sequins. Right. At first I assumed Roxy was just a bit thick in the head, but not long after, I heard a friend of mine with somewhat similar background use the exact same expression/mispronunciation.
Under-educated Drag Queen: "Gurl, I"m gonna look fierce tonight in that black sequence dress!
English speaker: "Do you mean a dress with sequins?"
Under-educated Drag Queen: "Bitch, what you talk'in? One sequence, two sequence. You know, a sequence dress. Hello?!"
English speaker: "Yeah, the word is SEQUIN. One sequin, two sequins, a sequined gown."
Under-educated Drag Queen: "Why you throw'in shade bitch? I'll cut you!"
English speaker: "What?"
Under-educated Drag Queen: "We're through, lady. I don't need you getting in the way of my fabulous ass. This bitch is serving fish, hunty."
English speaker: "Do you mean a dress with sequins?"
Under-educated Drag Queen: "Bitch, what you talk'in? One sequence, two sequence. You know, a sequence dress. Hello?!"
English speaker: "Yeah, the word is SEQUIN. One sequin, two sequins, a sequined gown."
Under-educated Drag Queen: "Why you throw'in shade bitch? I'll cut you!"
English speaker: "What?"
Under-educated Drag Queen: "We're through, lady. I don't need you getting in the way of my fabulous ass. This bitch is serving fish, hunty."
by Lovecrafty April 25, 2013
Get the Sequence Dress mug.The sexiest dress uniform in the entirety of the military worn proudly by members of the United States Marine Corps and envied by all. Who are the Marines you ask? The few, the proud, the baddest motherfuckers available, who you call when it absolutely must be destroyed overnight.
Oorah & Semper Fi.
Oorah & Semper Fi.
Girl one: Yea, my man is a Marine and he wears dress blues..... feel free to be jealous.
Girl two: *is extremely jealous because she realizes her civilian boyfriend will never be a hot Marine in dress blues or digigreens and responds by whimpering*
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Girl two: *is extremely jealous because she realizes her civilian boyfriend will never be a hot Marine in dress blues or digigreens and responds by whimpering*
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by A.McGee January 13, 2009
Get the Dress blues mug.Mickey: "Ma, see ya later. I'm off to the pub."
Ma: "Mickey, watch out for the Blonde in the Black Dress!"
Ma: "Mickey, watch out for the Blonde in the Black Dress!"
by ChicagoJoe February 17, 2006
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A girl who looks like she is 20 and really 11. Also a girl that has a older looking boyfriend usually named Nathon. And Nathon is a verry tallented boy normally.
by theb0mb.c0m May 15, 2018
Get the Dessy mug.The sweetest girl you'll ever meet. As soon as you see her face, you'll want to call her cute things like "pumpkin" and "marshmallow". Dessy loves soft things like plushies and beautiful things like flowers. When you find a Dessy, you'll never want to let her go, her short stature and loveable nature is just too hard to abandon! Once you lay eyes on Dessy, it's like love at first sight...
by cosmos candies October 1, 2021
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