When you get a tatoo underneath your ball sack and use it as a distraction to shit all over a girls face while she is licking your asshole.
"Dude I was pissed at this girl so I gave her a balls distraction"
"What was the tatoo of?"
"It was of Spiderman fighting Jaws with a laser attactched to his butt hole"
"What was the tatoo of?"
"It was of Spiderman fighting Jaws with a laser attactched to his butt hole"
by Brotherjoo January 4, 2008
Get the Balls Distraction mug.An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.
Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...
by idiot_bag December 30, 2007
Get the ejaction distraction mug.what happens when something pretty, sexy, cute, tasty, etc passes the senses of someone with a dick
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the the loss of attention due to a dick
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the the loss of attention due to a dick
by kiddzfopres February 19, 2009
Get the dickstracted mug.A pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.
Jason: Hey can I use your computer?
Jen: No.
Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*
Jen: *leaps for pretzel*
Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*
Jen: No.
Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*
Jen: *leaps for pretzel*
Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*
by pi@noguy January 6, 2011
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Get the Distraction mug.When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.
"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
by Catty McGee July 30, 2017
Get the distracting from the real issue mug.A band from El Monte,CA that has heavy metal shred, catchy hooks, and an amazing stage performance. Songs inlclude Fatty Fatty, Allison, Tuesday, and many more.
Rocker A: Dude I went and saw A Welcome Distraction play live. Their guitar player gets off stage and goes out into the crowd. The drummer is kicks a$$, and their singer is all over the stage. It's amazing. The bass and guitar player even start headbanging during some songs.
Lame Rocker: Wait, who?
Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".
Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.
Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com
Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.
Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.
Lame Rocker: Wait, who?
Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".
Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.
Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com
Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.
Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.
by Phoenix Whistler September 8, 2010
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