An uncurable condition in females in which if said female had as many penises sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine.
by NataSUF February 25, 2008
Get the Porcupine Disease mug.chronic illness associated with most teen girls when life is too dramatic. the disease often consists of cutting scars and may be contagious if they are feeling narcissistic that day.
(Read in the tune of head, shoulders, knees, and toes.) Arms, shoulders, chest, and thighs~~
Kiley has a serious case of zebra disease.
Kiley has a serious case of zebra disease.
by kairudolynn October 30, 2018
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Stupid bitch disease (also known as SBD) is not rare , as a matter of fact 99.99% of the human population suffers with this disease.
Symptoms of SBD include:
Pissing people off
Annoying people
Interfering with personal business
Obsessing over an ex
Being self absorbed
Being rude for no reason
Acting like a fuckface
Being a douche bag .Etc.
Symptoms of SBD include:
Pissing people off
Annoying people
Interfering with personal business
Obsessing over an ex
Being self absorbed
Being rude for no reason
Acting like a fuckface
Being a douche bag .Etc.
by Stupid Bitch Disease May 9, 2019
Get the Stupid bitch disease mug.The disease that can strike without warning, Knoa's Disease has affected a number of young men worldwide.
Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.
The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.
Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.
The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.
by UrbanDictionary 1O1 July 18, 2019
Get the Knoa's Disease mug.A serious illness often causing death within the first month of infection. It is not a laughing matter and should be treated with absolute caution. Those that have it often experience symptoms such as build-ups of Ligma, constant Sugma release, finding a unique interest in tapes and CD's, and anal inflammation.
"Why is Aidan not in School?"
"I heard he has Updog disease."
"Oh my god, that is terrible and not a joke in any way"
"I heard he has Updog disease."
"Oh my god, that is terrible and not a joke in any way"
by Dr. Underthere March 9, 2020
Get the Updog Disease mug.An auto-immune disorder that causes intolerance to gluten, which is found in Wheat, Rye, Barley, Spelt, and several other grains - but NOT corn, rice, quinoa, or buckwheat.
If you are gluten intolerant or celiac, and you eat something with buckwheat, corn, rice, etc., and get sick, it's most likely due to cross contamination, or because you don't thoroughly read the ingredients. Another cause is that you may also have another intolerance or allergy, such as lactose or soy. Or, you ate something earlier in the day that you didn't react to until later, and now here you are blaming an innocent GF muffin. Shame on you.
If you are a celiac, you can't just watch out for bread. You have to also watch out for mayonaise, fake eggs, restaurant eggs, bbq sauce, soy sauce, salad dressing, soup, chili, processed foods, fake meat, low grade meat with fillers, malted beverages, gravy, meat bastes, mixed spices, any kind of sauce, anything you've never heard of... There might even be gluten in your shampoo. It's really easy to get sick if you're not careful.
Reactions to gluten in someone with celiac disease can occur immediately, or hours later. These reactions are nearly all-inclusive, and range from rashes, to abdominal pain, to crazy hallucinations and mood swings. But you can always bet that if you give a celiac a (non-gluten-free) cookie, he or she will ask for some pepto-bismol, directions to the bathroom, and a frying pan to hit you in the face with.
If you are gluten intolerant or celiac, and you eat something with buckwheat, corn, rice, etc., and get sick, it's most likely due to cross contamination, or because you don't thoroughly read the ingredients. Another cause is that you may also have another intolerance or allergy, such as lactose or soy. Or, you ate something earlier in the day that you didn't react to until later, and now here you are blaming an innocent GF muffin. Shame on you.
If you are a celiac, you can't just watch out for bread. You have to also watch out for mayonaise, fake eggs, restaurant eggs, bbq sauce, soy sauce, salad dressing, soup, chili, processed foods, fake meat, low grade meat with fillers, malted beverages, gravy, meat bastes, mixed spices, any kind of sauce, anything you've never heard of... There might even be gluten in your shampoo. It's really easy to get sick if you're not careful.
Reactions to gluten in someone with celiac disease can occur immediately, or hours later. These reactions are nearly all-inclusive, and range from rashes, to abdominal pain, to crazy hallucinations and mood swings. But you can always bet that if you give a celiac a (non-gluten-free) cookie, he or she will ask for some pepto-bismol, directions to the bathroom, and a frying pan to hit you in the face with.
Did you see that House episode with the woman who had celiac disease, who was completely crazy and dying? That's what happens to me when I eat pie!
by celiac maniac August 25, 2010
Get the celiac disease mug.Roli Supporter Syndrome is caused by a bacteria known as Roliosis, in which can divide across cells like cancer in a matter of weeks to months. Usually, RSS is from supporting Rolimon's, which makes one prone to the disease. This is because your mind and body opens up to letting roliosis cells enter, which is not a good thing.
People pick up the disease usually from constant support of Rolimon's, which obviously makes you more easy to get the disease.
Other common sources of outbreaks are:
Depression
Bipolar Disorder
Past heart conditions
Symptoms
When you get Roli Supporter Disease, sympotoms may appear like:
Diarrhea
Nausea
Brainwashed Rolimon's Support
Fever
They could appear a few days after exposure, and can get worse as time progresses. If not checked up on, complications may include:
Memory loss
Heart disease
Permanent Retardation
Cancer
Epilepsy
Zbenny
Ligma
People pick up the disease usually from constant support of Rolimon's, which obviously makes you more easy to get the disease.
Other common sources of outbreaks are:
Depression
Bipolar Disorder
Past heart conditions
Symptoms
When you get Roli Supporter Disease, sympotoms may appear like:
Diarrhea
Nausea
Brainwashed Rolimon's Support
Fever
They could appear a few days after exposure, and can get worse as time progresses. If not checked up on, complications may include:
Memory loss
Heart disease
Permanent Retardation
Cancer
Epilepsy
Zbenny
Ligma
That dude over there has Rolimon's supporter disease.. Look at him running around like a silly 5 year old
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