Dicktionary

A peculiar creature which combs chat rooms, forums, and MMO Channels looking for Typos and misspellings to make fun of an emasculate a stranger for their apparent lack of Grammar Knowledge.

Chris says: Dude that girl wad so hot!
Bobby says: ya man i know!
Professor says: did you mean "Was"? Learn to spell idiot.
Bobby says: Dude chill it was only a typo, don't be such a dicktionary.

by Ambassador Core December 9, 2008

dicktation

Dicktation is the action of storytelling involved in detailing your latest sexual encounter to all of your friends. This normally requires graphic imagery and emphatic use of the hands, usually resulting in a rather grotesque and hilarious game of charades. This is also a technique frequently used by rap and R&B artists, like Ludacris, or Afroman.

-Note: not having a dick does not make one incapable of dicktation. Women are probably better at this artform than men are.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with Shelly last night. At the club"

"No way! you gotta give me the whole dicktation man, I need to hear all about this."

by AndMyCucumber August 29, 2011

Dicktionary

A "Dicktionary" is someone who corrects others on what words are actually supposed to mean. If a person uses a word incorrectly, the Dicktionary is there to not only define the word, but to also recreate your sentence with a better suited word.

Person #1: "I am profusely biting my nails!"
Person #2: "Profusely: 1. pouring forth liberally
2. exhibiting great abundance.

You should have said: You are ferociously biting your nails."
Person #1: "... Thanks, Dicktionary."

by AXISROSE November 3, 2009

dicktionary

A cool dictionary full of shit that you can never find in any dictionary.

kid: mom, what does 'Cleveland steamer' mean?
mom: i dont know where did you hear that?
kid: my teacher said she had one but she never told us what it was.
mom: did you check the dictionary for that?
kid: yea but I couldnt find any entry
mom: Check the dicKtionary, I am sure you will find the meaning... enjoy :)
kid: ok mom, thanks

by imara12 January 10, 2009

Dicktionary

A person or source of knowledge which has complete information regarding sex and can be used as a reference.

There is no other Dicktionary better than John.

by Rapster January 28, 2009

DICKtionary

A dictionary for gay ass homosexual faggots, to look up new gay words to use in their fucked lives.

Jim-Man my vocabulary seems short, oh i know! I'm gonna go get my DICKtionary!

Tom-Oh that sounds like a great idea! I'm gonna get mine too!

by Meat Wallet Magnet! July 1, 2009

DICKtionary

Its a fun Dictionary such as Urban dictionary. has non-real words contained inside of it, a Fun dictionary.

Search it on the DICKtionary
It is a word, Search it on the DICKtionary.!

by Schreindorfer2440 August 30, 2010