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couldn't find his dick in the dark

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.
It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.
by Marcoda December 9, 2011
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waving my dick in the wind

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"
by cockshitballs August 4, 2007
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with his dick in hand

Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.
He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.
by Limpy1732 October 25, 2017
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stick your dick in me

When a female is so horny, that she wants her soulmate to fuck her in her ass or pussy. Most have prefered pussy.
"Stick your dick in me- OH YES-".
by .-CouldYouStop-. November 28, 2017
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Stick Your Dick in a Beehive

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.
When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."
by dgull December 26, 2013
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When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself
by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017
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knock his dick in the dirt

To "knock his/their dick in the dirt" indicates a humiliating or violent setback has been suffered, often in sports.
Knock his dick in the dirt

That sack sure knocked their dick in the dirt!
by Abh3 September 25, 2017
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