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deuce

When someone says something that is incorrect a second person may call "deuce" and smakc them in the head!
Greg says: I drank like 100 beers last night!
Matt says:DEUCE!(smacks him in the head)
by Rara Nigga May 4, 2007
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deuces my deuces

An expression to say goodbye or hello. It is like saying "later/peace out" or "hey you guys."
Omg this party is so lame I'm out of here, deuces my deuces *throws up deuces*

Deuces my deuces, what's happening?? *throws up deuces*
by chrazyaf May 18, 2016
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deuce deuce moment

When Billy, number 22 (deuce deuce), is up to bat, and you're team needs a clutch play. *exclusively used in baseball*

When you're team needs a big play, reliant entirely on the worst player of the team, who is almost entirely incapable at doing the required task
Announcer: Billy Figs is up to bad.. the team could really benifit from a big play right now... Random Player: not another deuce deuce moment
by deuce deuce!!!! January 24, 2007
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A Deuce

Anal sex. Popularized by Gene Simmons of KISS in the song "Deuce", written by Simmons and released by the band on their debut album in 1974.
"Baby, if you're feeling good
And baby if you're feeling nice
You know your man is workin' hard
He's worth a deuce."
by C. Bob Smokenridge October 7, 2018
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deuce

by Gman82 April 20, 2007
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deuce

When you are in a group about to smoke some weed, "deuce!" is called after the blunt or spliff is rolled up to gain status as second in line to hit it (after the roller). If called out before it is fully rolled, it will result in the person getting bitch (last in line to hit it). Proceeded with Treys for third, Quads for fourth, ect...
(Group of 5 people, Blunt is finished being rolled by person 1)
person 2: Deuce!
person 3: Treys!
person 4: awww man...
by whats_a_pseudonym2 January 6, 2009
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deuce

It's a game. If someone says something stupid a person yells out "deuce" and slaps the person that said the stupid remark 2 times in the back and once in the head.
guy #1-I'm eat pussy!
guy#2-DEUCE!
(GUY#2 SLAPS gUY #1 in on the back twice and slaps him once in the head.
guy#1-ouch that hurt!
by Plan B aka Plan Bizzle May 13, 2005
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