ask derrick

derrick is a claw hammer, whose decision is usually final. when faced with a decision, derrick always obliges a suitable answer. derrick can decide if a vehicle part is suitable for resale, if a window should be open, or if the office calculator needs replacing.

is that switch fucked?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its fucked!

boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?

by george was a goldfish May 12, 2013

The Derrick

A massive mammal of human like shape and build. It appears to know English.

The Derrick struck the woolly mammoth in the side and it fell with tremendous force.

by Milton Burroughs March 28, 2016

Pennsylvania Oil Derrick

Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants

I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.

by Kuhtarl January 26, 2017

Derrick

Meaning intellectual, or very bright.
Also, may be the stage of inercourse when the male may become aroused, or sexually ready for intercourse. When semen flows to the penis. When the penis becomes excited and gets hard and "stands up", for the sexual pleasure of a female, or another male.

Felmale: "Hunny, did you Derrick yet?"
Male: "Wait, I just got it, let's go!"

by Sarah, the pediatrician December 9, 2007

Derrick

Derrick is the most amazing and handsome guy in the world. You don’t know a Derrick then you’re life must suck ass . Derrick is the sauce god at basketball. Derrick is the hottest guy ever if u ain’t dating him then u missing out so get ur self a DERRICK

Bro nobody’s better then Derrick at basketball

by Your bestfriend kenzzzzzzzz January 20, 2018

derptagonist

An unintelligent person or group of people who win intellectual debates through countering logical facts with insults regarding the opponent's intelligence, causing the opponent to become enraged.

Derptagonist: I saw a moving star last night! *derp*
Smart person: I highly doubt the possibility of a star millions of light-years away moving through space fast enough for it to be noticeable on Earth. I didn't hear any reports of a meteor shower, so it was probably just a satellite.
Derptagonist: Dude that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

by The Original Derptagonist November 30, 2010

derit

When a music is really good. normally referring to DnB(drum and bass) being naughty and disgusting in the best way.

this is a naughty tune, its fucking derit

by devo99 May 19, 2022