Business Decision

The term Business Decision is used to rationalize a seemingly irrational choice in the face of obvious or logical alternatives. Often, there appears to be no logic whatsoever in a "Business Decision" which is coincidently very often the case. The term Business Decision is frequently used by executives and managers at corporations to describe a poor decision while either saving face or avoiding laughing uncontrollably.

"We made a 'Business Decision' to use a service that is offered by a key business partner at ten times the price of an effective alternative from a different supplier."

by rock well August 8, 2012

Defis

Waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus.; feces.

I left muh Defis in the toilet cause i was too lazy to flush it.

by Dubya Bush June 11, 2008

Delia

the most unstereotypical kind of girl you can imagine; she may look totally badass/scene/goth but she surprises you with the activities or extra curriculars that she partakes in.

She's such a Delia--she's got neon green hair and listens to techno...while practicing for the chess team.

by adorkable42 October 17, 2008

delisio

The type of pizza that is usualy mistaken for delivery.

Wife: You dumbass I told you not to get delivery.
Husband: It's not delivery it's delisio.
Wife: Stop lying, your such a bad husband.. Get out of my house.

by mj July 7, 2004

Delian

The pairing of Danisnotonfire (Internet cult leader/youtuber) and Delia Smith (TV chef)

Can be shipped as an OTP.

Man, I ship Delian

by The great Llama February 24, 2013

The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision

During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.

Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.

by Doctor Galvis Ph.D June 30, 2010

Deisel

Definition:

1.) A slag term for the drug, heroin (a.k.a. "smack")

2.) A certain strain of high quality marijuana.

Example:

a.) "Yo man, we were banging some killer deisel last night."

b.) "I've got three plants of deisel growing in my closet."

by RubbaDub9202 September 24, 2009