Defis 

Waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus.; feces.

I left muh Defis in the toilet cause i was too lazy to flush it.

Defis by Dubya Bush June 11, 2008

decision lane

The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.

(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.

decision lane by Stephen Anthony Uy July 15, 2006

DeFi 

Decentralized Finance. Typically refers to apps connected to distributed ledger smart contracts such as with Ethereum and EOS, however, some refer to Bitcoin.

This DeFi trading app uses Metamask.

DeFi by undertheradar July 4, 2019

defile awhile 

To engage in sordid sexual encounters.

Come on, let's strip and defile awhile!

defile awhile by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

cupcake decision 

Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.

"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"

"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."

"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."

cupcake decision by henrynavigator December 18, 2012

mentally deficient 

a term used to describe someone who is very stupid or acting like a idiot, commonly used as an insult or a joke

this is a post done by the_real_panzerking

"you cleaned chocolate ice cream with bleach, you are literally mentally deficient

mentally deficient by Panzerking December 9, 2018

Defibulator

A person (most often a parent), whom reveals the truth behind white lies and exaggerated situations.

The way this government is run, this Country is going to need an ARMY of Defibulators to straighten its shit out!

My Dad is the defibulator in our family, no one can get anything passed him.

In class today we did not get much accomplished because the Teacher had to play the defibulator, between Dwayne and Jose for the Principal.

Defibulator by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009