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Defecation of character

Talking shit about your good character; shitting on your good name; spreading lies about you that are not true.
I am going to sue you for defecation of character if you don't stop talking about me and spreading lies.
by Muffinbuster69 February 24, 2019
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derection

Refers to a specific navigational heading towards something that gives you a major boner.
If surrounded by a group of comparably-attractive ladies, a typical dude will usually head in da derection of da gal wif da biggest boobs.
by QuacksO March 8, 2019
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Defvacation

Defvacation When the only way to 'get away from it all' is to go to the smallest room in your house and spend some quality time evacuating your bowels. It is an inexpensive alternative to those costly vacations which put you in those long lines at airports, or have your bones rattled on a bumpy ride through Bora Bora. And you don't even need a passport! Enjoy the immense relief as you emerge refreshed to tackle the kids in a loving embrace once again. After you wash your hands, of course.
She escaped to her haven, the bathroom, oh, I need a defvacation I'm so stressed out by all the demands on my time and energy. Oh, where is that heavenly abode where I can defvacate in peace and contentment.
by ForgetMeKnot! July 4, 2019
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Debation

A debate on weather or not to master bate
When I’m home alone I have a debation
by Kay Kay 15 December 7, 2019
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derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.
If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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defecation head

person 1: you are a poop head
person 2: well you are a defecation head
by g2l May 1, 2020
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deflection ramen

An intricate instant ramen dish made with almost any ingredients for the purpose of waking up your friend just long enough to feed them, and make sure they dont do something stupid.
He was literally passed out drunk trying to fuck that beast until he ate my deflection ramen. He finally ate and came to his senses.
by paccinski July 8, 2020
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