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Stinky Diver

That guy hates eatting pussy, but he loves eatting ass...he is a stinky diver!
by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007
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Muff Diver

One Who Dives In Muffs (aka Vag.)And/Or Is Addicted To Sex
Dude That Kid Cotter Is A Muff Diver
by CoReY f August 8, 2006
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muff diver

a women who is a lesser and enjoys spending time in other ladies "muff's" (hense the name)is nicknamed a "muff diver"
julie likes muff, bloody muff diver
by Shaun Elgar January 14, 2008
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carpet diver

A carpet diver is generaly a gay female, but can also include any male who eats vagina.
Dude Don't buy that girl a drink she's a carpet diver
You dont have a chance
by buddysmoken December 23, 2013
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sky diver

When a male or female hangs from a ceiling fan and then poops causing the feces to explode all over their partner.
When Nathaniel finished having sex with Patsy, he grabbed the ceiling fan and performed a sky diver. Patsy was soon covered with his fecal matter within seconds
by RockinTheFro December 14, 2008
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Holy Diver

1.Declared when stealing something from someone else, similar to yoink; The utterance of the phrase legalises and legitimises theft.

2.Also said when picking up something cool you've seen.
1. *Guy A is eating a bag of crisps*
Guy B: Holy Diver! *steals several crisps*
Guy A: Fuck off.

2. *Guy A is walking down the street, and sees a €10 note*
Guy A: Holy Diver! *picks up the tenner*
by ISTPQ September 7, 2006
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Holy Diver

Someone who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a woman of the faith.
Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.
by Dick Taint August 5, 2009
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