american disease

when you suffer from american disease it means you are dumb

person: i have american disease

person2: whats that ?
person: it means im dumb

by xellqee January 12, 2021

Distance Disease

When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"

by G.Funk January 29, 2010

Hard Disease

A very aggressive disease that affects a male victim which makes them very aggressive and try and act hard in front of the opposite sex, often by: punching or hurling verbal abuse at his mates. The affected male usually rims the female.

Tom: "Did you hear Harry has hard disease?"
Cam: "Yeah I heard its a shame"
Tom: "Yeah I know"

by General Medical CouncilL January 9, 2019

Munchcouchin's disease

When one is stuck in the mode of being on the couch watching tv and eating ,even when not at home.

Sorry I'm not worth a grap today guys I'm still suffering from this weekend's Munchcouchin's disease I had going watching the Super Bowl.

by leonidas36 March 20, 2011

barrett disease

When you texting a lot with a guy or girl except it feels a bit sketchy and awkward in person and you don’t know if you like them or not

Man, Liz and Joe have such bad Barrett disease right now! I hope they make it as a couple together!

by Apersoncontributingtosociety October 16, 2017

Furniture Disease

When your chest drops into your drawers.

That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.

by Burnerjack August 1, 2016

skeeze disease

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.

1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.

by ericarnett February 16, 2009