Someone who is useless much like the balls on a dildo dangling off the end of the shaft for decoration.
"Hey dildo balls, quit standing around catching flies with your mouth open and go make me some dumplins'. God damn you are a moron."
by Guthrie McMuthrie May 8, 2008
Get the dildo balls mug.Derived from DIAF (Die In A Fire) DIAFOA; meaning (Die In A Fire Of Aids).
This term is used in defense after one has been originally told to DIAF. This is quite harsh thing to say. After all, dying in a fire is one thing. But dying in a fire of AIDS, is much more daunting!
This term is used in defense after one has been originally told to DIAF. This is quite harsh thing to say. After all, dying in a fire is one thing. But dying in a fire of AIDS, is much more daunting!
by Staticmoon May 20, 2008
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Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.
friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?
you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.
you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.
by Dicklechips April 8, 2010
Get the Dildo Teabaggins mug.A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.
by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010
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Get the Brutal Dildo mug.Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.
by White Lobster October 15, 2008
Get the Dildo Blender mug.A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo.
Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.
Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.
She used her dildo every night while her husband John was out of town.
Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.
Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.
by sirvancealott December 28, 2005
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