Immaculate Curve

Your Immaculate Curve is flawed. It has to be 1/2 your age + 7. Otherwise, a 24 year old could still legally date a 17 year old. Very Not legal.

Immaculate Curve
(1/2 x 25) + 5 = 17, not legal
Immaculate Curve - Redefined
(1/2 x 25) + 7 = 19, legal

by Mike52 September 23, 2005

Spanish Curve

When one or more pocket is lower than the rest of the table in pool or billiards.

The Spanish Curve on this table is really bad the balls always roll towards that pocket.

by ILikePie03 July 6, 2010

Thirties curve

As males hit there thirties life gets better they suddenly are able to secure women that previously would have been outside there league factors contributing to this curve are:
Job security and higher income, stability in life and males are yet to peak in physical appearance, all the attributes women look for and when wanting a partner.
Women on the other hand are negatively affected by the age curve, their looks are fading, the biological clock is running out of time and men are looking past them to the younger more desirable versions

My husband is having an affair with a younger more attractive women, he said it wasn't his fault it's the thirties curve

by The true love machine March 4, 2016

Dot Dot Curve:)

this group consists of spanky and jayreck. they have amazing crunk music and listening on your ipod is deff gonna make you want to go crazy. but dont ever go to their concerts!! they are assholes and ignore everyone. all they care about is ripping people off for money!! they did a raffle and only would do it if they got more money than what the shirt cost. if you do go dont bother yelling one more because they'll stop and say do you guys know how tiring it is up here after only doing 2 songs. sometimes they might not even come to your concert because they are busy being lazy at a hotel after calling breathe electric homos and lying that breathe electric made them not come. even workers at the club say they wont make it far. not a good job on their tours. but i'll continue listening but only songs from limewire wink wink curve curve.

girl1: hey did you see dot dot curve:)?
girl2: yeahh they were horrible such assholes.
girl1: well they still were hot though right?
girl2: ehhhhh no they are better on myspace
girl1: ohh
girl2: ohh well lets get crunk blasting them on our ipods!

by SaychelleSeduction October 24, 2009

J-curve

The J-curve is the unmistakable line from shoulder to knee that makes the male species cringe at the sight. This curve has been breakin' hearts since the 80s.

Baby, your J-curve makes me a little f*****' nuts.

by Matt Burns March 3, 2008

Dot Dot Curve :)

An awesomely amazingly "ninjalicious" band that's still not very well known. They have hiphop beats, "crunk" lyrics, and plenty of screaming!!!

Considered to be: Electronica/Hiphop/Screamo/Crunk

Dot Dot Curve :) is possibly one of the best bands in the entire universe!!!

by Christyisaninja!!! December 9, 2008

bell curve of banter

The Bell Curve of Banter is a scale used to determine whither a joke or action is funny or "too far". One would compare the action which has just occurred with a typical bell curve with the very apex of the curve being top notch banter where everyone is having a great time. If any parties involved are adversely affected to the point where they are no longer enjoying themselves then the current exchange has surpassed the Bell Curve of Banter.

John: "Did you see that?! I just ruined Mike's chances with that girl!"
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."

by CraigJDuffy March 30, 2016