i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube

when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube

whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'

i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube by true story! January 23, 2016

Russian Curve 

A medical condtition consisting of a fully erect penis having muscular or structural abnormalities resulting in a penis to curve to the left, right, or up.

Russian Curve or "peyronies disease," Angle of erect penile shaft varies from downwards to upright when man is standing or sitting

Russian Curve by crayon88 May 3, 2006

Immaculate Curve 

Your Immaculate Curve is flawed. It has to be 1/2 your age + 7. Otherwise, a 24 year old could still legally date a 17 year old. Very Not legal.

Immaculate Curve
(1/2 x 25) + 5 = 17, not legal
Immaculate Curve - Redefined
(1/2 x 25) + 7 = 19, legal

Immaculate Curve by Mike52 September 23, 2005

Spanish Curve 

When one or more pocket is lower than the rest of the table in pool or billiards.

The Spanish Curve on this table is really bad the balls always roll towards that pocket.

Spanish Curve by ILikePie03 July 6, 2010

Thirties curve 

As males hit there thirties life gets better they suddenly are able to secure women that previously would have been outside there league factors contributing to this curve are:
Job security and higher income, stability in life and males are yet to peak in physical appearance, all the attributes women look for and when wanting a partner.
Women on the other hand are negatively affected by the age curve, their looks are fading, the biological clock is running out of time and men are looking past them to the younger more desirable versions

My husband is having an affair with a younger more attractive women, he said it wasn't his fault it's the thirties curve

Thirties curve by The true love machine March 4, 2016

Dot Dot Curve:)

this group consists of spanky and jayreck. they have amazing crunk music and listening on your ipod is deff gonna make you want to go crazy. but dont ever go to their concerts!! they are assholes and ignore everyone. all they care about is ripping people off for money!! they did a raffle and only would do it if they got more money than what the shirt cost. if you do go dont bother yelling one more because they'll stop and say do you guys know how tiring it is up here after only doing 2 songs. sometimes they might not even come to your concert because they are busy being lazy at a hotel after calling breathe electric homos and lying that breathe electric made them not come. even workers at the club say they wont make it far. not a good job on their tours. but i'll continue listening but only songs from limewire wink wink curve curve.

girl1: hey did you see dot dot curve:)?
girl2: yeahh they were horrible such assholes.
girl1: well they still were hot though right?
girl2: ehhhhh no they are better on myspace
girl1: ohh
girl2: ohh well lets get crunk blasting them on our ipods!

Dot Dot Curve:) by SaychelleSeduction October 24, 2009

J-curve 

The J-curve is the unmistakable line from shoulder to knee that makes the male species cringe at the sight. This curve has been breakin' hearts since the 80s.

Baby, your J-curve makes me a little f*****' nuts.

J-curve by Matt Burns March 3, 2008