Todd the coffee

To pour the strongest portion of coffee from a drip coffee maker pot before it has finished brewing.

The Coffee is weak. Did you Todd the Coffee?

by TToddTodd's friend May 18, 2016

cuffed and stuffed

To be arrested by being handcuffed and placed rudely into a police car.

Ben: "What happened to Steve last night?
Gil: "Steve was caught with some blow on him, and he was cuffed and stuffed. He's getting out on bail later today."

by Christopher Graham February 24, 2006

Coffeed Out

1. When you have consumed too much coffee and you feel like your gutts are curling up.

2. A caffeine overdose.

Fuck me, I'm coffeed out. I've been drinking this shit all day It's like engine oil and my insides are curling up.

by tennooge May 3, 2011

Coffee jelly

a very delicious dish that a pink haired guy named kusuo saiki loves.

saiki: I don’t have time for you!
I have to eat coffee jelly.
kaidoo: *sad face*

by sweetkittycat January 2, 2022

toasted coffee skins

The residue left at the bottom of a coffee pot after it has been left on all day. The coffee evaporates and burns into a crust. This typically happens when there is less than one cup left in the pot.

Dillon, you left the coffee maker on all day again. Go scrub those toasted coffee skins off the bottom.

by jaketlb September 15, 2009

coffee graveyard

The discrete location (usually somewhere "outback") where you or someone you know always pours out all the old coffee. Other things can be included such as, old mop water, hot dog water, but for the most part it is just old coffee. If you ever go try and dig up a coffee graveyard site, you will find that you have to dig about 3 feet deep before you are past the coffee oil.

Is this a fresh pot?
No, just make another.

Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.

by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008

cream in my coffee

A Black person who dates a white person (usually a Black Woman and a White Man).

Started widely in use after "Waiting To Exhail"

Sheashea has a little cream in her coffee. She started dating the mailman about a week ago.

by The Army of Teh August 23, 2005