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Crumbletin

Crumbletin ate a pie.
Crumbletin creamed an eye.
Crumbletin made me cry.
Crumbletin left to die.

Crumble is the man you rapes your daughter.
Tin is the woman who chops your son's balls off.
ee i ee i oh penis cakes crumbletin
by dj lance July 11, 2011
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Crumbledore

Crumbledore, the high court wizard.

Often confused with a crumbling door or related to the crossbreed between a raccoon and an owl.
Oh mighty Crumbledore, what do the high spirits have in order for us today?
by RedFire911 June 23, 2016
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crumblepie

This is when you ejaculate on to a flat service, allow the seminal fluid to dry and solidify and then continue to scrape it with an ice cream scraper. Then you carefully wrap the dried up ejaculate around the head of the penis and proceed to fuck the lights out of a bimbo until you fill her up like a luxuriously cream filled doughnut/milky hot chocolate. The dry ejaculate is the crumble, and the seminal fluid is the delicious filling!
If you talk to me like that again I swear to Allah, I will fucking crumblepie you slut.
I got crumblepied at the weekend in some crack den.
by lntelligent October 27, 2019
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crumbley

crumbley means that you, or a group will shoot the fucking school up
bro… wanna pull a crumbley?
Dude, no!
by moyai777 May 12, 2022
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Chrissy-crumbled

The process of all your bones being snapped simultaneously-layne
Eddie watched chrissy be chrissy-crumbled by vecna as he sung *chrissy wake up, I don't like this*
by Ayy layne July 20, 2022
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cumblement

A fight and / or argument
Dad saw mom with another guy and now their in a huge cumblement.
by lokijki January 26, 2008
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crumley

A funny guy. A person who jokes a lot.
That guy is such a crumley.
by dr.bigword October 5, 2016
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