lowkey cute pvper, fucking dumbass sometimes (IM KIDDING). Likes big tit women, maybe cronchies will notice me uwu
by Hawtiebecurling May 19, 2021
Get the cronchies mug.The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.
"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"
"Let's go crotching tonight"
"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"
"Yes, you got crotched big time."
"Let's go crotching tonight"
"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"
"Yes, you got crotched big time."
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he will make a man's balls explode with his 40,000 year old million-tongues blowjob technique, and melt a woman's mind with his 60,000 year old ancient olive-style cunnilingus technique.
fear him, worship him, it makes no difference. he will make all your sex parts feel like they were being touched for the first time all over again.
he will make a man's balls explode with his 40,000 year old million-tongues blowjob technique, and melt a woman's mind with his 60,000 year old ancient olive-style cunnilingus technique.
fear him, worship him, it makes no difference. he will make all your sex parts feel like they were being touched for the first time all over again.
long live crotchmeyer
by BrowntonioBrown July 4, 2023
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by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024
Get the Crotching mug.A term used to in place of “vagina.” Also a name you would call a woman who tends to get around with many different sexual partners.
Example #1 - Hey girl your cootchie is smelling like fish. You may want to go wash it.
Example #2 - Make sure you wipe your cootchie from front to back after you pee.
Example #3 - Tell that lil coochie to stay away from my man or we gonna have problems.
Example #2 - Make sure you wipe your cootchie from front to back after you pee.
Example #3 - Tell that lil coochie to stay away from my man or we gonna have problems.
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