crotch sauce 

Jizz. Cum. The liquid secretion product brought about, frequently via orgasm.

Bitches are ravenous for my crotch sauce.

crotch sauce by J Plasma Funk Mastah February 14, 2017

crotch tea 

It's a term to describe when a co worker takes your pants home after a long day of work and boils a pot of water then strains the water throught the crotch of your pants and then drinks it.

Yesterday at work I cought Dallas trying to take my pants in the change room I am pretty sure he was going to try to make crotch tea

crotch tea by Mrdusty sac September 21, 2017

crotch egg 

Testicles

The dude I slept with last week had some big ass crotch eggs.

crotch egg by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020

crotch novel 

a romance novel-duh!!

anything by Danielle Steele-she writes a lot of crotch novels

crotch novel by Steven B September 3, 2006

Crotch Critter 

Things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the pussy.

You'd better avoid fucking her, she's got some nasty crotch critters and you don't want to catch them!

Crotch Critter by ChickensBitch October 27, 2003

crotch bag 

The extra amount of fabric that one accumulates as a result of wearing one's pants not designed to be at your hips on your hips or lower, creating a "bag" in your crotch and, thus, making your crotch look too long.

"Hey, John, look at Sarah! She has a crotch bag and a muffin top!"

crotch bag by Antiquity June 23, 2008

Crotch Yeti 

def. 1: A person with an extraordinary amount of pubic hair. Or the region itself.
def 2: An elderly person's pubic region, so named due to the whiteness of the hair and its resemblance to the legendary snowman.

Yikes! Her crotch Yeti was so abominable, I thought it was going to eat me!

Whoa! The rumours were true, you are a Crotch Yeti!

Crotch Yeti by fairywagina October 6, 2008