Cock Crook

When your attempt to mate with a female is stolen by another man.

Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.

by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010

Flag

Get the Cock Crook mug.

crooked

a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twisted one

that was crooked

he tried to do some crooked shit

by DWatson March 17, 2005

Flag

Get the crooked mug.

Related Words

crook • crooked • Croob • crooked pecker • croon • croosh • croo • crooked letter • crookie • crooky

crook

Most, if not all, politicians are crooks. They like to fuck us little guys in the ass and never have the common courtesy to give us a reach around.

Us: Hey there George W., you are sure one helluva crook!

G.W.: That may be true, but I am not the only one.

Us: True that! They seem to be everywhere in Washington.

G.W.: Word.........

by Dude Grease March 23, 2007

Flag

Get the crook mug.

Crood

Someone that is crazy about food and thinks of food all the time,dreams of it, smells it,eat it all the time, and makes sweet love to it too.

Kelsey you are so crood lets go shopping to get food off your mind!

by Kelsey Roberts January 4, 2006

Flag

Get the Crood mug.

The coveted metaphorical prize/trophy awarded to a gentleman who has recently slept with a woman of a "NOT single" status.

The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.

Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!

excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?

seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!

by hydepark March 19, 2010

Flag