Clobber

Clothing or work wear ( Australian slang)

It's too hot to get about in that clobber!

by Mrsmaczzz March 16, 2018

squat cobbler

A squat cobbler is someone who squats over pies (like apple and rhubarb), and rubs their buttocks over the oven warmed dessert for sexual arousal.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.

I would like to partake in Squat Cobbling to get myself off tonight.
Or
Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.

He is a Squat Cobbler.

by Jimmy MacGill June 22, 2016

east cobb middle school

a middle school located in marietta, georgia. prides its extremely racially diverse student population, and was breifly nationally famous for the "cake incident," in which two seventh grade girls poisoned a cake and fed it to their peers, sending a few to the hospital and getting the school news coverage.

dickerson girl: ew, did you see those east cobbers at the Avenue?

by anonymouseastcobber May 4, 2005

Cobbing

The male version of vabbing. When a guy wants to attract partners but wants to go au naturel or has no money, they will take a bit of their pre-cum and use it like a cologne. This uses their natural pheromones to attract a sexual partner.

Heading to the bar tonight to hook up, but I'm broke so I just did a little cobbing before going.

by gekkman May 15, 2023

Chobble

To chew food noisily.

Sheesh, did you hear Cecil chobble his dinner?

Blimey, did you hear the way Eddie chobbled his apple?

by Marteeeny October 6, 2009

cobblestone

a Northern Virginia neighborhood often refered to as "the jungle"

"Oh shit man...ain't this cobblestone?"
"Ahh, so you know about this place huh?"
"yea man I heard you dont come in here with anything less than a platoon."

by the blue moon January 15, 2008

oswald cobblepot

the name of the character 'the penguin'in tim burton's 1992 batman film, BATMAN RETURNS

THE PENGUIN: a penguin is a bird that cannot fly! I am a man! I have a name! Oswald Cobblepot!

by XrumorX April 21, 2009