Gods Greatest Creation

Tom Fletcher

Talented, Awesome guy.

by Natalie Smith (Natz) January 29, 2004

Abbreviation Re-creation

When you take the first letters of an abbreviation, and change what comes after the letters.

Example 1:

Boston Symphony Orchestra
Abbreviation Re-creation
Big Stupid Orchestra

Example 2:

High School Musical
Horrible Singing Musical

by Anonymous120663 December 9, 2008

Croation Flood

when u dont ejaculate for a month and then have sex with a croation chick, thus cumming in her mouth and flooding her esophagus

Last night Tina died from a croation flood.

by justin maturo September 24, 2007

quasi-cation

Like a semi-cation only more fun to say. An irritating and unhealthy habit of people with no work-life boundaries, who take vacation but work the whole time...but also a popular way to stretch limited vacation time, for people who can work remotely/virtually.

Hey team, I'm going to Michigan next week to spend some time with my parents on their boat; it's a quasi-cation, so I'll be working intermittently as needed.

by girlfromtc July 29, 2011

craton

One who is small with a highpitched voice and extremely nazi-like when grading. Also tends to be a horribly boring teacher.

"That teacher is such a craton giving out two essays to do in the same week; he pretty much sucks decrepit monkey wenises."

by Senator January 4, 2007

creation

The act by which God Almighty spoke the universe into existance out of nothing in the first chapter of Genesis in a matter of six time periods, but not necessarily six “days” as we are lead to believe. While mental midgets like “Adam “tr0n”' at urbandictionary believe the universe cannot be created out of nothing, it indeed can! With God ALL things are possible, and the vast universe we live in was created out of nothing, is an example. When you are God Almighty, you can create something very complex out of nothing by just speaking it into existance. Period! Take that atheists and evolutionists. I’m sick and tired of mental half wits like “Adam ‘tr0n’” claiming that creation cannot be proven while evolution can. Hogwash. The missing link has NEVER been found and never will be. The “theory” of creation has NEVER changed, unlike evolution where its crazy followers are always changing their own theory. God’s universe has an order to it, and you cannot have an order if a cataclysmic event like the “Big Big” occurred. If there is creation, there must be a creator. If there is a design, there must be a designer. If there is a plan, there must be a planner. This universe’s existance is proof positive of a diety. Evolution is the the single-dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Darwin himself didn’t even believe his own theory, he just said it was an educated guess and that’s it.

Creation has proven evolution false over and over again.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

Creationist

Synonym for "brainwashed idiot".

Oh no! He is a creationist!

by MentrySK December 5, 2018