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Colitma

is the combination of fecal mater, seaman, and blood.
John was having anal sex with his girlfriend causing tearing to the inner anus which resulted in bleeding john proceeded to ejaculate into the anus when he pulled out his penis was coated in a thin layer of "colitma" (fecal mater, seaman,and blood)
by spencer plummer March 26, 2008
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coitie

The plural of coitus. An arousing group sex session in which males and femals preform acts of pleasure to one another.
Ryan, Alyssa, Jill And Derek had an intense coitie the other night.
by Alie Blue December 1, 2010
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coital jester

A professional joker employed by a royal personage, typically performing acts both comedic and sexual in nature.

ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin.
The coital jester's jaunty jig did delight the king to no end. "You have brought me joy, fool," he did say, "Come sit upon my cock!"
by Lil' Shammie August 29, 2013
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Coith

A term used to define the physical splitting of the penis directly down the middle.

Coith/Coithed/Coither
"Wow, man, Britney nearly caught me cheating. She nearly coithed me."
by CoithMaster418 November 6, 2017
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aborting coitus

An exlamatory phrase used by the male individual prior to sex after surreptitiously sniffing his fingers which have swabbed the vagina of his potential mate.
Benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prostitute's vagina, and while she wasn't looking, sniffed it. It smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed 'ABORTING COITUS' and ran from the room.
by CosmicBuffalo December 14, 2015
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coxtitute

any girl that goes to cox high school (va) who also possesses all or most of the following:
1. sluttish/whorish behaviours and appearances
2. ignorant parents (oh wait, everybody at cox has those)
3. sucks at school (see #1)
4. is lacking in brain power
5. is active in official and "unofficial" school activities (see #3)
6. unknown sexual tendencies (not common, yet not unheard of.)
girl A: omg! like she is like so much like a coxtitute.
girl 2: oh! so thats like why our english teacher gives her like an A!
by drummer2265 December 10, 2008
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Coitus Coach

An alternative to 'fuckbuddy'. Two people who share purely physical relations.
Danny : Have you heard about Joe?! He's dating Alice!
Adie : Nah man. He's just her coitus coach.
by Gdog. August 28, 2009
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