John was having anal sex with his girlfriend causing tearing to the inner anus which resulted in bleeding john proceeded to ejaculate into the anus when he pulled out his penis was coated in a thin layer of "colitma" (fecal mater, seaman,and blood)
by spencer plummer March 26, 2008
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A professional joker employed by a royal personage, typically performing acts both comedic and sexual in nature.
ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin.
ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin.
The coital jester's jaunty jig did delight the king to no end. "You have brought me joy, fool," he did say, "Come sit upon my cock!"
by Lil' Shammie August 29, 2013
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Coith/Coithed/Coither
Coith/Coithed/Coither
by CoithMaster418 November 6, 2017
Get the Coith mug.An exlamatory phrase used by the male individual prior to sex after surreptitiously sniffing his fingers which have swabbed the vagina of his potential mate.
Benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prostitute's vagina, and while she wasn't looking, sniffed it. It smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed 'ABORTING COITUS' and ran from the room.
by CosmicBuffalo December 14, 2015
Get the aborting coitus mug.any girl that goes to cox high school (va) who also possesses all or most of the following:
1. sluttish/whorish behaviours and appearances
2. ignorant parents (oh wait, everybody at cox has those)
3. sucks at school (see #1)
4. is lacking in brain power
5. is active in official and "unofficial" school activities (see #3)
6. unknown sexual tendencies (not common, yet not unheard of.)
1. sluttish/whorish behaviours and appearances
2. ignorant parents (oh wait, everybody at cox has those)
3. sucks at school (see #1)
4. is lacking in brain power
5. is active in official and "unofficial" school activities (see #3)
6. unknown sexual tendencies (not common, yet not unheard of.)
girl A: omg! like she is like so much like a coxtitute.
girl 2: oh! so thats like why our english teacher gives her like an A!
girl 2: oh! so thats like why our english teacher gives her like an A!
by drummer2265 December 10, 2008
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