COVID cavities

The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.

Damn this pandemic, COVID cavities are gutting my children’s once flawless smiles!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Covid Flow

Referring to grown out hair, typically by a male who used to work at an office with a clean cut a hair cut, pre Covid.

Now that he works from home exclusively on zoom, has time has come to grow the Covid Flow

by Simon Dude April 11, 2021

Covid Speakeasy

An unlawful gathering spot to drink & socialize during the Covid crisis.

We are heading to the ice rink to party on Saturday.....that place is a regular Covid Speakeasy.

by Jon Boi June 11, 2020

Covid Shits

The intestinal chaos caused by a bad case of COVID-19. Starts out feeling like indigestion and a few days later progresses to straight fuckin water. Explosive diarrhea is but a gently trickling stream compared to this VEI-8 anal eruption. It’s the Yellowstone of horrifying dumps. You’re unable to eat anything substantial during this time, so it will eventually progress to yellow brown butt pee which will make you long for the days of a normal trip to the can, and guzzle Gatorade like a parched, sweaty football player. By the time you recovery two weeks later, you’ll feel like you experienced George Brett’s meal at Kokomo’s every day for as long as you can remember, and you’ll have probably shit your pants two or three times since this nightmare began. Remember, it’s not a fart.

Remember when all the toilet paper ran out at the start of the pandemic? It was because of the Covid Shits.

by Helostlol March 15, 2021

covid-time

The period of time defined by COVID-19's inundation upon the world, between its first appearance in late 2019 and ends (hopefully) with mass vaccination against it.

I haven't got a haircut during covid-time. It's just too much trouble wearing a mask while sheers are in use around my head. Just ask a certain politician in San Francisco.

by fcsuper September 10, 2020

covidded relationship

When two people are sheltering in place together, they are in a covidded relationship.

“When John and Ethan became roommates a few months ago they never realized because of the pandemic they would be in a serious and covidded relationship.”

by Atomicfiretruck April 18, 2020

CoVid-Hands

During the 2020 pandemic of CoVid-19, WHO advised to wash your hands frequently for at least 20 seconds. This caused many people to have dry hands.

Tyrone: Yo G, Pass Me The Cocoa butter.

Ghost: Why?
T: coz Man Have Covid-Hands.

by Dimsun118 April 5, 2020