Covfefe

When you are tweeting at 3am, and you aren't good at spelling to begin with, it's the message that counts.

You *must* tell everyone how persecuted you feel, or you can't go back to sleep. You get so sleepy with satisfaction that the masses will understand you now, that you hit send. All is well.

Despite my lack of effectiveness, creating division and inviting violence, I am a good guy Covfefe

by Anamar June 5, 2017

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Get the Covfefemug.

covfefe

I have a pathological inability to admit I have done anything wrong.

As in the sentence "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

by gwagener June 24, 2017

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Covfefe. From the President Trump tweet “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.” . Before Google fixed it’s translator the Arabic sounding Cov fe’ fe came out as “ I will stand up” when translated into English. When “I will stand up” is translated into Arabic it sounds like “ So fuck off” . Therefore the Tweet really meant “ Despite the negative press coverage I will stand up , so fuck off” .

There is an alternate meaning as well. Cov is short for coverage. Fefe means ‘party’ or alternately “masturbation device”. So covefe is a portmanteau

meaning coverage that is a mutual masturbation party or in the context used “a circle jerk among Trump hating reporters”. The tweet therefore is the same as “Despite the constant negative press circle jerk coverage.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Capitalist Crusader June 9, 2017

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Covfefe

A coffee type drink that Republicans drink. It's considerably saltier than regular coffee because instead of water, we use the tears of Hillary Clinton and the Liberal media.

Every morning while sitting on my porch, I drink my Covfefe, read a book by Ann Coulter, and blast Rush Limbaugh on my radio.

by That's So Camille July 9, 2017

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