COVFEFE

An acronym for Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically For Engagement. Was an Act passed by the US Congress May/June 2017 to make presidential tweets part of the presidential national archive.

The Bill was introduced by US Rep. Mike Quigley, a Democrat from Illinois.
Because of COVFEFE I can no longer delete my tweets.
by jasqid June 27, 2018
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Environment

An abbreviated exclamation apparently originating in the early 21st century, when the government of supposedly the most powerful nation-state was suddenly taken over by a second-rate feudal power, using an orange puppet, for the purpose of destabilizing the climate. This was so the latter country could thaw out still more fossil fuels from under the polar ocean, taking over both energy sources and trade routes of the remaining habitable zones. However, the resulting environmental collapse, plagues and refugee crises led to a nuclear war, eventually involving the entire planet- hence our miserable existence for the last two millennia . Now, when the fate of something important rests in the hands of one person, and he screws up real bad, or when you and everyone around you is about to suffer, you utter "COVFEFE!!!"
Dude1: "Man, I think I just blew that meeting with our client- we're gonna lose our biggest account..."
Dude2: "COVFEFE!"

Tactical Officer: "Two Romulan Warbirds de-cloaking to starboard... weapons off-line, shields at 18%..."
Captain: "COVFEFE!"
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Stupid; A stupid individual usually of orange skin tone; Trump Supporter.
This day was just Covfefe.
by ChefNWife June 01, 2017
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COVFEFE Act is an acronym for the “Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically for Engagement Act.”
True story.
The COVFEFE act would make it potentially illegal for the president to delete tweets.
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Covfefe: A combination of the word coverage and the meme fefe which means: "Shit the press says"

See: Fefe is a scorpion character with a human-like face who is often associated with shitposting on the /s4s/ (shit 4chan says) and /r9k/ (robot 9000) boards on 4chan.

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Coverage : (journalism) the amount and quality of reporting or analysis given to a particular subject or event.
When New York Times siad, “two people who read the memo.” And then "one of Mr. Comey’s associates read parts of it to a Times reporter." meaning that hearsay of hearsay was actual news we all knew it was actually covfefe.
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Confirmation of Victory Paper Pussy
Again all I read is fake news deliberating alternative facts, rather than real news COVFEFE.
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Trump's cuss that isn't swearing (Trump doesn't want to get shouted at).
Means "I resign."
by R0B0T July 07, 2017
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