Congrats

A more polite way of saying “that’s crazy” to something you don’t care about

Person A : Yo I bought a new pair of shoes

Person B : Congrats

by zhangyawoojiao March 3, 2024

Congrats, congUrats, congrats

Congrats, congUrats, congrats

Congrats, congUrats, congrats

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Congresstrate

When a large, powerful body self-castrates itself to show submission to another entity, usually by inaction and pandering

The US Congress congresstrate itself by not challenging the President, ever.

by Word Hatchet August 27, 2025

congretition

Being jump scared by congregation from geometry dash

he congretition me waht a dick

by Plotless December 2, 2025

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

Virtual Congress

Some discord server where admins simp over other members

From Senator Jacob (R-OH-3)
“@Carrot HELO CROT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ILY!!!”
From Rep. Bill Clinton (D-AR-1)
“Virtual Congress Mods are weird as shit”

by Prez Bill Clinton October 31, 2020

The congressman's delight

When a congressman receives a PRJ from a lobbyist in Knob Creek

The congressman's delight happens statistically more than conversations per minute in D.C.

by Mousecop1957 March 11, 2026