confused deja vu

thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life

man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.

woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week

by magister artium August 8, 2008

Camfused

When a webcam pops up behind your current internet window during excessive porn surfing and you, for a brief period of time, believe that the woman is speaking directly to you.

I was masturbating furiously last night only to be camfused by a large black woman on Porn Hub Live saying, "Use both hands for me baby!" After my initial panic, I realized it was just a video and she couldn't actually see me jerking off.

by Slopppy Seconds June 19, 2011

confuserated

Confused to the point of making one irate.

i.e. "Watching Fox news makes me confuserated".

by ohdude71 November 23, 2013

confused person

Someone who sexually identifies as an ak47 or some other weird object or idea

Some one who likes it in the ear is a confused person.

by Horse cok May 12, 2016

confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

Comfuckable

When you feel comfortable fucking a person.

That dude over there looks comfuckable.

by Gurglefuckhole March 8, 2017

Combustication

Bursting sudenly into flames

comes from the song "Pardon Me" by Incubus in which Brandon Boyd uses it.

...cuz lately ive been thinking of combustication as a welcome vacation from...

by Louis Friend August 16, 2004