cockmonch

1. A common phrase in the Southern Maryland area used to describe one who acks oddly and does things that are irrational and to no immediatly beneficial effect whatsoever, and in some cases may be so detrimental that the act causes harm or injury to the one who preformed it or in extreme cases injury or death to those around that person.

2. An utter unmittigated yahoo

Shut Up you cockmonch!

Callete, tu cockmonch!

by Candy Snax February 26, 2006

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by the king July 28, 2003

CockMonger

insult for a real pain in the ass girl thats a slut.

Stupid cockmonger bitch.

by Jimbo n Josho n chris January 10, 2004

Cocktot

Dictator > Penis Potato > Cock Tot

That Saddam Hussein sure is a Cocktot.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

Cockmongler

One who (Mainly men who have been allowed) takes the penis and rubs along his body however far it may reach. Once done with that first step, sucks it.

Hey did you hear? Joe is a cockmongler now...just hang a left behind caddy's and he's right there. He's great.

by Nick Tha 1 N Only February 4, 2009

cockmongler

A cockmongler is one of those people who just love a nice big dick shoved up their tushy like nobody's business.

Derek is a huge, flaming cockmongler.

by Jimmie June 18, 2006

cocktane

The amount of octane in your cock.

Girl 1: I hear Jim is shit in bed!
Girl 2: Yeah, it's because he uses low cocktane.

by TeraByte911 April 1, 2009