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Cockbite

A cockbite is a bite to the cock, also, the worst thing I can think of off hand.
You are a cockbite.
by Antiidryo April 15, 2004
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cocksiteosis

When that's all women talk about and want is cock.
person 1) Hey, she is all over my shit!
person 2) She must have the disease all women get!
person 1) WHAT!?#$
person 2) She must have the cocksiteosis!
by horsefly October 10, 2005
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Cockbiting Fucktard

Robin Elouard
"Rob...you are a Cockbiting Fucktard.....that is all."
by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003
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Cockity

A duck that is majorly known for raiding other bird's nests. They usually appear in large groups of up to 10000 ducks just to raid a single nest.

Large raids can often times be seen on twitch where people stream the raid and killing of innocent birds
Person A: Hey, have you seen those cockity's raiding the penguin nest?
Person B: Yes, cockity's really have become a threat to our local eco-system
by Souvenir May 2, 2018
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Cockbite

AKA. (Cocknip)The act getting frost bit on one's cock. Usually as a result of a good game of drunkin "cock dip in the icebox" or a stopwatch malfunction.
Ex. 1 - Dude, I gotta bad case of cockbite from sticking my dick in the icebox last night.

Ex. 2 - Jack Frost was really nippin at my cock last night, what a fag!

Ex. 3 - Sadly Grandpa can no longer use his cock because of that tragic snowstorm in '78, we got about 2’ 3” of snow, that we did.
by Pledge 15 September 21, 2008
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Cockpetition

When two friends, compete over a person of affection, to see who gets her/him first.
Jane - "Are David and Aron competing over sally?"
Blaine "Yeah, they're in a total cockpetition"
by Masteroftheleglock January 3, 2015
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Cockcited

adj.

To be excited about the cock.

1.)Used for girls/gays who enjoy cock and get excited about it.

2.) Or used for guy friends or enemies you enjoy making fun of.
Ex.1) Look at how she licked her lips when she saw that cock. She must be cockcited

Ex.2) A guy friend of yours says "DIET COCK!!!" in a joke reference to a Diet Coke. it is ok to call him "cockcited"
by Ed The Ringleader April 16, 2011
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