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A Cluster Fuck

When there are too many people in a confined space, all of whom have no idea what they are doing. When this happens in a nunnery, it's called a Cloister Fuck.
Any retail establishment on the day after Thanksgiving (Black Friday) is a cluster fuck of the grandest proportions.
by Weehawk30 September 5, 2006
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claustrophobic

The Fear of Either A)Santa Clause B)Being Crowded
A)Squidward: I'm claustrophobic.
Patrick: Whats That
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Clause.
B)Person: *is surrounded by people* Get me out of here, i'm claustrophobic and i think i'm gonna puke
by YoutubeWest1132 May 24, 2011
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claustrophobia

An intense, abnormal fear of small spaces.
I had a sudden attack of claustrophobia when I locked myself in the closet.
by Aldo Shabadoo February 7, 2004
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clause

a group of words, that has a subject and verb
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cluster fuck

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.
"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.
by Brian H March 14, 2002
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Clamstimony

Meaning One: Fantastic, Amazing, Startlingly Impressive.

Meaning Two: Disappointing, Unpleasant, Overdone.

Meaning Three: A testimony made by a clam.

Word Origins:
Originally it was verbal only, pronounced unexpectedly by a text to speech program.
Eventually out of necessity it was given a non verbal spelling and since then it's popularity has risen considerably from a buzz word to an intricate part of everyday language.
While at first some were confused as to it's nature (being inherently contradictory) it's meaning is more often than not determined by context, and failing that, attributed to sarcasm.
"I bought A game yesterday, it was clamstimony!"

"Wow. Today has been such a clamstimony day."
by Not a Cobra March 18, 2010
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Claustrophobia

The other definitions on here don't do this word justice. Claustrophobia is in fact, NOT the fear of Santa Claus, contrary to popular belief. It is the fear of a) tight, enclosed spaces, b) being trapped or restricted (movement-wise), or c) suffocation. Claustrophobia can be a very serious issue and is extremely debilitating in all aspects of life.

Claustrophobia can stem from many things, even seemingly insignificant things. To give a few examples; waiting in a line for a long time, putting in in-ear headphones, using snorkel masks, going underground, being sick and having a stuffy nose, standing in elevators, among many others. Being in situations like these can result in one type of the fears listed above.

Claustrophobia is a horrible fear to have, and it should be taken seriously. Having it can make a person feel like they are going to die. I know what it feels like to have a panic attack from claustrophobia and it was THE most terrifying experience of my life. Nothing can compare to fear like that.

In the end, however, claustrophobia is not without treatment. If you are reading this and have claustrophobia, I won't tell you to not worry. All I can say is your fear is holding you back from loving life the way you could and help is out there!
John has claustrophobia. He feels trapped while riding escalators, which sometimes makes him have panic attacks. John uses mental and physical techniques to deal with his fear, and rarely has anxiety anymore.
by Iceblab June 8, 2015
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