chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.

Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night

by O÷ May 21, 2018

cripping weam

Like whipping cream, but drunker. Best done without power tools.

I'm cripping weam

by Weamcripper9000 November 26, 2020

Chopping Cheddar

Chopping Cheddar:(Informal) is the act of Making/counting large amounts of Money!..

A yo, you see son on the corner?..That fool stays "Chopping Cheddar" ALL DAY!
...He stays getting Money!

by SadBastad August 23, 2022

chippins

to give money,esp.when several people are helping to pay for something together

we always got chippins if you want to match it

you got chippins for a bottle of liquor ?

by kreampie314 June 8, 2023

sphincter clipping

The act of, or results from human
waste disposing. Commonly referred to as,
"taking a shit".

1}"Hey darling, did you forget to flush the toilet
again? there 'sphincter clippings' every where...jeez!"

2}"Hey dumplin', it looks like somebody was air-brushing
the toilet bowl...'sphincter clippings' as far as the eye can
see..what the the hell went on in here!?"

by bgdeee December 31, 2007

dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

Dick Chapping

A Non-Homosexual game performed by 2 men. The first round starts with one of the 2 placing they lips around the other mans penis' tip he begins spinning his tongue around the tip 10 times after that its the next mans turn. Each round the 2 men have to increase the number of times they have to circle their tongue around by 10. First man's tongue to touch the others tip has to post in a social media account that he has lost the game.

1. Joe and Edgar played a game of dick chapping until they were stopped by Edgar's Mom

by Rabbido May 7, 2018