by JF17 December 06, 2021
the Only Child is a clever species which mimics the Regular Human. Indistinguishable by simply looking at them, you must get to know an Only Child to know that they are, in fact, an Only Child. As a species they tend to appreciate being alone more so than the Regular Human, and more often like quiet thinking time and don't mind hanging out by themselves. At a young age, all Only Children tend to go through an elongated "brattiness" phase, which tends to be more extreme than that of a Regular Human child. Depending on the parents, the Only Child may eventually grow out of this phase, and surrounded by Regular Human friends, can blend in perfectly. The Only Child has been observed to experience loneliness quite often, and usually feels that this loneliness can be filled best by a relationship, and extreme cases the longing for a relationship can be more important than maintaining the type of friendship observed in the species "Regular Human". However, it is indeed common for an Only Child to fall harder and faster when it comes to relationships, and tend to experience emotions more intensely. If an Only Child has trouble finding an acceptable relationship, they may become uncomfortably hormonal. For example, it is possible that a female only child could even have as many hormones as a 17-year-old male. Which is a fuckton load. Only Children also love Pokemon, especially Wooper.
1. Bro 1: If I ever have kids, I'm def gonna have more than one. I don't want to have to raise a bratty, over-hormonal only child.
2. She must have gotten through her annoying only child phase, because we've been friends for years and I just assumed she had siblings.
3. Duder 1: Man, that bitch is such an only child. When I asked her to fuck she got all emotional and now she's telling people we're dating. WTAF.
2. She must have gotten through her annoying only child phase, because we've been friends for years and I just assumed she had siblings.
3. Duder 1: Man, that bitch is such an only child. When I asked her to fuck she got all emotional and now she's telling people we're dating. WTAF.
by ilovethesilverfox January 02, 2012
1) the condition that afflicts people who believe the anonymity of the internet allows them to devolve into 6 year olds when they are miffed or disagree with another person's actions or opinions.
2) a condition that affects persons on the internet who achieve some degree of fame or infamy for 15 minutes or so.
2) a condition that affects persons on the internet who achieve some degree of fame or infamy for 15 minutes or so.
1) he knew he was being a complete e-child as he registered the guy who pissed him off for mormon literature, scientology course information and other email garbage.
2) in an act of complete e-childishness the blogger banned every one of his readers who dared ask a question negative to his proscribed beliefs.
2) in an act of complete e-childishness the blogger banned every one of his readers who dared ask a question negative to his proscribed beliefs.
by em bee kay1 September 15, 2009
by Farrell Gilmour March 10, 2009
Damn, poor Emily - a year ahead in math, she gets a 3.0 in Geometry and her parents flip out! It must suck to be a trophy child.
by Carabear<3 October 20, 2010
A feel good type of soul, good for the world and environment. Peaceful, maybe not innocent but always looking to make things better even if they aren’t doing well themselves.
by Yubaaan May 28, 2019
by kyle depenning December 08, 2006