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Cell Stretch

That feeling whilst you’re smoking a joint and the sensation of stretching spreads across your body, starting from your lungs.
*takes fourth hit of blunt*
“Ah mate you know that feeling when your lungs expand and your like cells are stretching, like in your back and shit?”
“Nah cunt”
“Mate feels like cell stretch”
by K town krew February 21, 2021
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Cella

Ever heard of Cella? Its Cole and Ella_set!!! The cutest couple out there (the couple is cute not the people).
Person 1: Have you ever heard of Cella?
Person 2: No what is it
Person 1: The cutest ugliest couple ever!
by OofMottoMottoOopoo April 8, 2022
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ardrey cell

A prison, sorry a school modeled after a prison.
Tim: hey I spent 3 years in federal court, how tuff are ya bud? I’ll destroy you eh!
Me: I spend 4 years at Ardrey cell!
Tim: yo bro chill I didn’t mean it seriously I’m sorry!
by David Switzer September 19, 2018
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cellar door

The most beautiful sounding combination of two words in the English language.
by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004
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callsign of cthulhu

KC2THU - Assigned to Cthulhu when he passed his ham license test.
I worked Cthulhu on 20 meters last night. He used his new callsign of Cthulhu.
by K2ORS SK January 11, 2009
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Cell Misdirection

Those times when you pull out your cell phone to avoid the embarrassment of looking like a moron. Common situations are walking and realizing you're going the wrong way, staring at someone and having them notice, trying to stop an already awkward moment, trying to act like you're having a conversation with someone when you appear to be a loser, and many others.
When I realized I was walking the wrong direction I pulled out my cell phone and acted like I received a text, then turned around and went the right direction. "Oh shit, I went the wrong way, time to abruptly turn around and walk the other way, I better use some Cell Misdirection to look like less of a tool!"

"Wow dude you sure are looking at your phone a lot, must be getting a ton of texts, I bet you're getting laid tonight!" Nah man, just trying to look important with a little bit of Cell Misdirection.
by Skolden December 14, 2012
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Celeste

The most beautiful and amazing girl in the world, who has helped so many others- including me to get through this rough year. Celeste, thank you for being the most perfect girlfriend along with making me the happiest girl alive :))
Celeste is so beautiful, and amazing
by POG GIRL January 1, 2021
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