faux-cation

fō'keɪʃ(ə)n (fo-kay-shun)
A fake vocation.
aka - A false job; generally given in the context of snobbery or ego inflation.

"Jimmy knew he couldn't tell the blonde at the bar he was a bagger at Aldi's, so he gave 'Patent Attorney' as his faux-cation."

by justinrmayfield October 10, 2008

Evacu-cation

a trip that starts off by evacuating from a natural disaster, but upon learning that family, home, neighbors are safe, morphs into a mini-vacation.

We left New Orleans because of the impending hurricane but it turned into an Evacu-cation

by LisaBNOLA October 23, 2008

Vague-cation

When a vacation involves so much partying, you can't remember the details'

"I went somewhere, I did some stuff, I drank a lot. That's all I remember."

"I went somewhere on vague-cation, I did some stuff, I drank a lot. That's all I really remember."

by SharieD April 18, 2010

e-cation

A virtual vacation taken by browsing the travel sites for your chosen destination.

We were so broke this summer we had to cancel our European cruise and took an e-cation to Greece instead.

by Happy in Hawaii October 21, 2010

Uglifi'cation

The unfortunate process that certain hot people from high school go through that renders them borderline hideous.

Man, did you see Henry? Time was not good to him since high school...he obviously went through some severe uglifi'cation.

by MLeeAnn October 23, 2011

iso-cation

Isolation combined with vacation

We’re taking an iso-cation for a couple of months to avoid the COVID-19 virus.

by Z-Ella March 15, 2020

RV-cation

Verb.- A vacation that one takes in an RV or mobile home.

Hey man, I found a great campsite. Why don't you get your RV and we will take a RV-cation this week.

by Waveharp September 1, 2020