Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.
N: I just finished reading the book
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard
by Ace the simp November 08, 2023
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Good-Cardboard

Oi brah, you got any of that good-cardboard?
by Kwinten Burns February 08, 2019
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Taste like cardboard

Stiffness in texture or taste “appetite left” .

It's a comparison. They're not saying it is literally inedible, they're saying it tastes similar to something inedible
Her “Pussy taste like Cardboard “..

Them taste testers taste like cardboard 🤢🤮
by Dcmarylandvirginia December 31, 2022
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A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
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Cardboard Tree

A silly tree your fellow classmates make for your advisory teacher:3
" MR.NAYHARD, you need a tree for the most wonderful time of the year :3 "
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay
by SuckMyNutz42069 December 11, 2024
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cardboard titties

A young woman who is lacking in the upper chest.
"damn that girl got cardboard titties."
by Cardboard titties October 19, 2020
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