calculasm

The climactic moment of immense mathematical pleasure while studying calculus

Last night while Daiwei and Kenny were studying calculus they both experienced many euphoric and erotic calculasms.

by HBizzle December 17, 2003

Calca

A term used by the Hip-Hop artist Fat Joe in many of his songs. Fat Joe always loved math as a child and wanted to work his love for math into his rhymes in an unsuspicious manner, so he took the word calculator and shortened it to the nearly unrecognizable form know as "calca."

Baby, you can't keep a secret from calca.

Throwin some figures straight from calca, these numbers don't lie.

by stickman_989 July 25, 2008

calcal

a guy who sucks a lot of chode

calcal coffee sucks lots of shrek chode

by choode June 2, 2015

The Calculator

When your are having in intercourse with a woman and you stick a calculator in her vagina and do an equation on that calculator

Man, I gave this girl The Calculator last night Twas amazing!

by <Anon_Anon> May 29, 2011

Meat Calculator

An unintuitive, emotionally unfeeling, narcissistic, delusional, socially retarded species of sub-humans whose sole purpose of existence is to whimsically jump on the bandwagon of the latest unusual subculture to the next latest unusual subculture; due primarily to their ultimate lack of identity, all while living off of social security, and or their parents, trying to convince people that taste in art is objective, and playing ungodly amounts of Minecraft.

Those meat calculator cunts in engineering don't have the slightest amount of common sense.

by Andrew Carnegie Schopenhauer October 2, 2012

calcium

Doctors "say" that you need this "every single day" in order to get strong bones, Doctors "warn" that if you dont have calcium,your bones will crumble and become brittle like the walls of Jericho

Person 1:"Dude,you need some calcium otherwise you'd DIE"
Person 2:"Thats a whole lotta crap!"

by Kadybug January 13, 2008

calculate

To perform a mathematical process.

We must measure and calculate to determine how much paint will be needed.

by Chris Lorenzo January 14, 2008