swagger of a cripple

when you're walking with a swagger, but it's because you got injured.

Tom: Yo dude, Joe broke his leg
Bob: Haha yeah he's got the swagger of a cripple

by tgkoerxidx September 10, 2011

crippled

when something's funny, doesn't go right, or something you don't want to do. and something that's stupid and pisses you off.

look at her hair! it looks crippled!

i don't wanna do this shit, it's crippled!

i'm moving... that's crippled!

by mariahbriana August 4, 2008

cripple sex

when doing a girl from behind u put your legs up over her back then you BREAK her back!!!

-dude i heard my gf cheated on me!
-you should give her the cripple sex!

by CSho June 6, 2007

cripple rimfuck

A cripple rimfuck is when you are pleasuring the girl from behind and you take your penis and rub it around the rim of her rectum and if you do it just rite she will then motion as if she was a cripple in pleasure.

D00d! I totally cripple rimfucked Stacey last night. She looked like a retard at chucky cheese!

by Tawksick May 15, 2008

Cripper

A stripper with one or more various handicaps.

The cripper looked fine to have just one leg.

by Demigod C April 8, 2011

crippled

Mostly used in video games. It's when either you, an opponet, or Non Playable Charcter hits you or them so hard that it only leaves you or them with a very small or very little ammount of health remaing.

Dude that guy just crippled me with that 25 hit combo from Ryu.

by drider July 14, 2010

cripplejuice

Someone who is bad at life.

"Listen you got a 60 on your test, fucking cripplejuice."

by Bangalot November 19, 2009